TRUTH: I dont know a single adult person who has never taken their phone to the bathroom.
TRUTH: Most of us do more than play Words With Friends, Angry Birds, or whatever else you do with your phone. Especially if you are dropping a deuce, you have enough time to get caught up on your Facebook, return an important email or two... whatever...
That being said, there is a likely chance that if you are on a dating site, you or that potential new bae have likely been on the toilet while talking to eachother.
Has this thought crossed your mind?!
The moment it struck me, I immediately remembered that most of my adult best friends havent even accompanied me in the bathroom, let alone a prospective mate. In fact, most movies and TV shows explicitly make fun of the fact that this is an incredibly intimate encounter- the first time you acknowledge that the other person has a waste relief system that requires tending to. It's incredibly taboo to be present at that delicate time.
Yet, due to the anonymity of setting durring internet conversations, we all of a sudden let down the walls and will talk to nearly anyone while on the john. You will email, text, and if you are particularly brazen- answer your phone while expelling whatever your body is finished processing. What's more?!? You'll do it at home, work, or even in public bathrooms! Harlots!! Scallywags!!
The next time you are talking to the bae-to-be, remember, there is a good chance one or both of you has gone to the bathroom with the other... long before you have set eyes on eachother in the flesh...
Ew!
